What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:16
No go.
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
How did you get to be a leftist?
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Which sunblock is best for oily skin?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Still no good.
Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
So they tried
Mountaineers Walk Off Kentucky in NCAA Opener - West Virginia University Athletics
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
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Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.